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Neb10k #1 Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:30 AM

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Time we started a thread for tank jokes.

 

Had to delete my original joke as it was same as on the EU thread. 

 

So - how do you tell if a tank has been in your fridge? Cause there's track marks in the butter.


Edited by Neb10k, 19 June 2017 - 08:37 AM.

Neb10k #2 Posted 19 June 2017 - 08:31 AM

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Ps. Can't believe it - this thread is already on the EU forum. Let's see if we can do better.

SonderAbteilung #3 Posted 19 June 2017 - 09:38 AM

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I know a joke about the Tog... but it is too long 

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REAP3R133 #4 Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:19 AM

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limjf04 #5 Posted 19 June 2017 - 10:46 AM

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Good, a humour thread to clear up a bit of salt.

 

The KV-2 is too derpy for words.


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Hmm I actually have lots of garage slots

Destroyer123_defender #6 Posted 19 June 2017 - 11:39 AM

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View PostSonderAbteilung, on 19 June 2017 - 02:38 PM, said:

I know a joke about the Tog... but it is too long 

OMG I was gonna say the same thing xD.

I am gonna post this here


xXYolo_Noob_DriverXx #7 Posted 19 June 2017 - 12:49 PM

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I have a vodka

i have a stalinium

ugh KV2

 

i have a RNGesus

I have a Russian roulette 

ugh

russian accuracy

 

KV2

Russian accuracy

ugh

 

GG WG Russian bias


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xXYolo_Noob_DriverXx #8 Posted 19 June 2017 - 12:52 PM

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German tanks always Luchs good

 

line up 7 maus side by side and you have the worlds Tankiest stage

 

Looking to go out on camp? Bring yourself a panzer kampf wagen!

 

Why was maus created? So Feline tanks can target practice 

 

Why are the AT series slow and tanky? So the crew can have tea party.

 

Why does Russian tanks catch fire so easily? Cause they use vodka as fuel

 

My lover complained that I don't send gifts. So I have her the best Valentine the army can offer

 

what is the most spiciest tank? Chi Ri

 

Why does TOG hate the game tag? Cause everyone says 'Tog! You're it!'

 

Stalin is a man of steel. His organ is actually made of steel!


Edited by xXYolo_Noob_DriverXx, 20 June 2017 - 08:15 AM.

My Ke Ni Otsu goes 'POI, POI, POI, POI, POIPOIPOI!'

 

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limjf04 #9 Posted 19 June 2017 - 01:40 PM

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Chi-To eats dirt everyday.

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Hmm I actually have lots of garage slots

SxClegend #10 Posted 19 June 2017 - 01:54 PM

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My joke is....*drumroll......*Update 3.8 new equipment!
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SonderAbteilung #11 Posted 19 June 2017 - 03:07 PM

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Chinese tanks are always happy they don't have depression. 

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Kabama04 #12 Posted 20 June 2017 - 02:25 AM

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Fosknow #13 Posted 20 June 2017 - 07:08 AM

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Typical post from a typical WG player, pathetically lame.

How bold you are from afar.

Fosknow #14 Posted 20 June 2017 - 07:10 AM

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How many WG players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: 7

1 to screw it in and the other 6 to do absolutely nothing!


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xXYolo_Noob_DriverXx #15 Posted 20 June 2017 - 08:15 AM

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View PostFosknow, on 20 June 2017 - 03:08 PM, said:

Typical post from a typical WG player, pathetically lame.

 

Do you have to complain every single post that exist?

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ESG_The_Joker #16 Posted 20 June 2017 - 09:20 AM

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View PostxXYolo_Noob_DriverXx, on 20 June 2017 - 08:15 AM, said:

 

Do you have to complain every single post that exist?

 

He's a [edited] anyways. Don't mind him.

                                                   

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Hokey_Pokey #17 Posted 20 June 2017 - 09:48 AM

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Lupus is a joke to itself

krad55 #18 Posted 20 June 2017 - 10:01 AM

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In update 3.10 "adrenaline" is replaced with "Tornado Energy" drink.

limjf04 #19 Posted 20 June 2017 - 10:22 AM

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View Postkrad55, on 20 June 2017 - 06:01 PM, said:

In update 3.10 "adrenaline" is replaced with "Tornado Energy" drink.

I literally thought you were joking until I saw the in game news.

My god WG you have really run out of names haven't you....

 

HEAT is so hot it goes through tracks


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Hmm I actually have lots of garage slots

SonderAbteilung #20 Posted 20 June 2017 - 11:59 AM

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View PostFosknow, on 20 June 2017 - 04:10 PM, said:

How many WG players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: 7

1 to screw it in and the other 6 to do absolutely nothing!

 

Are you Claus?? Lol

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